Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

Wizard of Id Comic for Today

Monday, August 27th, 2012

Garfield Comic for Today

Monday, August 27th, 2012

Prescription Drugs

Monday, August 27th, 2012

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist; looked straight into his eyes, and said,

“I’d like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law!

I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

Source: Personal Email

Garfield Comic for Today

Sunday, August 26th, 2012

Microsoft vs. Ford

Saturday, August 25th, 2012

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

‘If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.’

In response to Bill’s comments, Ford issued a press release stating:

If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): (more…)

Garfield Comic for Today

Saturday, August 25th, 2012

Garfield Comic for Today

Friday, August 24th, 2012

Garfield Comic for Today

Thursday, August 23rd, 2012

Garfield Comic for Today

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

Joke for Today

Monday, August 20th, 2012

Long time ago, people who sacrifice their:

  • Sleep
  • Family
  • Food
  • Laughter
  • Other Joys of Life

were called SAINTS.

But now, they are called IT Professionals.