Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

Garfield Comic for Today

Monday, August 20th, 2012

Garfield Comic for Today

Sunday, August 19th, 2012

Garfield Comic for Today

Saturday, August 18th, 2012

Garfield Comic for Today

Friday, August 17th, 2012

Children warned name of first pet should contain 8 characters and a digit

Sunday, July 22nd, 2012

Popular pet names Rover, Cheryl and Kate could be a thing of the past. Banks are now advising parents to think carefully before naming their child’s first pet. For security reasons, the chosen name should have at least eight characters, a capital letter and a digit. It should not be the same as the name of any previous pet, and must never be written down, especially on a collar as that is the first place anyone would look. Ideally, children should consider changing the name of their pet every 12 weeks.

Expectant mothers have also been advised to choose carefully where they give birth. Anywhere that has a place name is best avoided. These are listed on maps, which are freely available on the Internet.

It’s a good idea too, security experts have warned, for children not to get friendly with certain teachers. For instance, Miss Smith may be enriching your son’s education but he should try and see if he can’t make a favourite of Father O’Grinnighan-Scythe II, even though it may mean a lot of staying late.

We tried to call Barclays’ security expert R0b Ste!nway for a comment, but he was not available for 24 hours, having answered his phone incorrectly three times in succession.

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What Every Girl Should Have!!!!

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

From what I can tell they are real and working AR-15 that are painted like Hello Kitty.

I’ve Been A Bad Putty Cat!!!

Saturday, November 19th, 2011

10 Facts About You

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

1. You are reading this
2. You are realizing these are stupid facts
4. You didn’t notice I skipped three
5. Your checking now
6. Your smiling
7. Your enjoying this
9. You didn’t notice I skipped eight
10. Your checking and smiling again
11. You can’t believe how you fell for it again
12. You didn’t notice that are supposed to be only 10 facts…Hahaha — by Kent Jephunne. (c) Copyright 2011. All Rights Reserved

Monday, August 29th, 2011

A diver was marveling at the beauty of a coral reef 20 feet beneath the waves when he noticed a guy at the same depth wearing no scuba gear. The diver wend down another 20 feet, and few minutes later the other fellow floated into view. Twenty-five feet farther down, the guy reappeared. Confused, the diver took out a waterproof chalkboard and wrote, “How the hell are you able to stay under this long without equipment?”

The guy took the board and pen and scribbled, “I’m drowning, you moron!” – Wrote by Anonymous

 

Where is Chuck Norris

Monday, March 15th, 2010

I was searching on Google were the location of background images were stored in Ubuntu and I came across this “Where is Chuck Norris.”

If you go to Google and type “find chuck Norris” and “I’m Feeling Lucky”

You will get this:

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search – Chuck Norris – did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

  • Run, before he finds you
  • Try a different person