Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

What Every Girl Should Have!!!!

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

From what I can tell they are real and working AR-15 that are painted like Hello Kitty.

I’ve Been A Bad Putty Cat!!!

Saturday, November 19th, 2011

10 Facts About You

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

1. You are reading this
2. You are realizing these are stupid facts
4. You didn’t notice I skipped three
5. Your checking now
6. Your smiling
7. Your enjoying this
9. You didn’t notice I skipped eight
10. Your checking and smiling again
11. You can’t believe how you fell for it again
12. You didn’t notice that are supposed to be only 10 facts…Hahaha — by Kent Jephunne. (c) Copyright 2011. All Rights Reserved

Monday, August 29th, 2011

A diver was marveling at the beauty of a coral reef 20 feet beneath the waves when he noticed a guy at the same depth wearing no scuba gear. The diver wend down another 20 feet, and few minutes later the other fellow floated into view. Twenty-five feet farther down, the guy reappeared. Confused, the diver took out a waterproof chalkboard and wrote, “How the hell are you able to stay under this long without equipment?”

The guy took the board and pen and scribbled, “I’m drowning, you moron!” – Wrote by Anonymous

 

Where is Chuck Norris

Monday, March 15th, 2010

I was searching on Google were the location of background images were stored in Ubuntu and I came across this “Where is Chuck Norris.”

If you go to Google and type “find chuck Norris” and “I’m Feeling Lucky”

You will get this:

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search – Chuck Norris – did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

  • Run, before he finds you
  • Try a different person

Police Answering Machine

Thursday, January 28th, 2010